My friend just pulled up unannounced in her tiny red car, and as I went out to say hi she just dumped a stack of the entire Series of Unfortunate Events in my arms and drove off without saying anything besides “You’re welcome” and I’m not entirely sure what to do with myself.
Books 10-12 are missing this is blasphemy.
my headcanon equius voice is this generator
-will bad guy
type”i think…i need…a…towel”
FUCKING TYPE I NEED SOME MILK AND LISTEN IT IS FUCKIG HILAROUS IM CRYING
omFG TYPE “NEPET TA”
I typed “I am STRONG” and totally lost it
Do yourself a favor and-
"This is fOOlishness… upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited fOOlishnesses."
"You do not want to anger me."
“Oh, I don’t, do i? Whatchya gonna do walrus-face? I got my tetanus shot motherfucker.”
"Oh, and in case you have forgotten, we are in America: Land of the free. You bite me? You’ve got a lawsuit on your hands mister Emo Beaver.”